A quiet road meanders slowly across to the horizon, the sun shines down warmly and the sky’s perfectly blue without a cloud in sight on this spring day. A hill pops up over the horizon, and as one draws near the skyline clears and little details start to appear. A castle battlement stands tall and proud over whitewashed walls and red tiled roofs, a stone wall is distinctly structured around the village perimetre part of the way down the hill…. This is Montsaraz.
A medieval village fortified by the Knights Templar in the 1200’s to secure against the Moors, if one was to remove the vehicles and street lights, you could be forgiven for believing the village was still living in it’s ancient past.
From the battlement there is an exquisite view of the Alqueva lake in the distance and close by, the intricate details of the village becomes more apparent. Watch your step up the worn rocky steps, especially with a wriggling Savannah on your back.

The tightly packed little homes create small windy narrow cobbled streets. The tiny doors make one wonder if “here do midgets reside?” Below the battlement there is a tiny dusty arena with stone structured stands. It is here that bull fights have been held for centuries and is still used annually. Unfortunately, today it was just Tam and Dave chasing a Sav around with a white tissue in a sandy ring….the “Olé!” being replaced with the cackling laughter of a two year old.
Visiting this region in Spring is fantastic, the weather is good, the roads are quiet and the areas of interest are not jam packed with tourists. Our lonely car was the only one parked in an area clearly constructed for 300 odd vehicles.

A small little chapel sits off from the walled village. This dilapidated building is slowly caving in on itself. The interior’s been gutted and a broken-down shrine is all that points to this being of catholic origin. Faint paintings on the wall are peeling off and the roof is beginning to fall in as well, while not much to look at it echoes of an age when village life was simple, the church managed opinion and the strongest sword ruled the land.

Tam enjoying the history...and sun!

Tam enjoying the history…and sun!

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Beauty, tranquility encapsulated

Beauty, tranquility encapsulated

North Atlantic, Vila Nova del Milfontes, Portugal.

Moorish Evora

Posted: March 21, 2012 in Uncategorized
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Evora is a charming little walled city about a hundred and twenty kilometres east of Lisbon. The city dates back to the days when the Romans ruled this part of the world and one of it’s distinguishing features is The Roman Temple, standing in the centre of the city, with it’s proud pillars proclaiming the magnificence of roman design and architecture still 2000 years later. This temple of Diana has a “bloody” past with it being used as an execution ground during the spanish inquisition and then as a slaughter house right up until the end of the 1800’s.
It’s best to find a detailed map of the city before beginning to wonder about, as the maze of moorish designed cobbled streets soon have you criss-crossing your way in circular routes that leave one wishing for a trail of gingerbread crumbs to lead you back to the hotel.

The central square is where most of the one way entry/exit roads lead too. A fountain dating back to the renaissance period forms a main feature. While tiny shops line the periphery and the church forms the main back drop to this social meeting ground. If one has a spare five minutes, stopping off by any of the many tiny cafés for a Delta espresso and Queijada de Requeijão (sweet little “custard cake”) rewards you with a “to be repeated” experience.

One of the architectual beauties of Portugal is the “Sé Cathedral” and it is ironically build within a stones throw away from the Diana temple. This intricately decorated building hosts a multitude of beautiful paintings as well as masterfully crafted wooded lattice work and crafted stonework. while we’re not great fanatics of cathedrals, its continually amazing to see how mankind has build magnificent designs through the centuries.

A short wonder to the southern side of the city bring you to the market place which is inside a munciple building, not far from the wall. The selection of sausage (porco preto), hams, breads,cheeses and fresh produce is enough to make you buy more than you need and makes for a fantastic picnic.

(Unfortunately pic are all on my camera…and not on the bb. Pics to follow!)

Song for the day….. Cheryl Crow – A change will you Good.

Late night packing went down smoothly and after running through the check list to end all checklists for the 10th time, we decided that our passports were not going to disappear and it was time for bed. Five hours later Tam kicks me out of bed to make coffee and 20 minutes after that we’re in the taxi heading South to the airport (Luton, Easyjet to Lisbon).
Travelling alone and travelling with a family in tow is quite different. For one luggage requirements vary massively. The normal backpack has been replaced with two cargo bags, two sets of hand luggage and a child carrier. The peaceful settling down to a glass of wine and a movie replaced by a restless, wriggling, kicking little girl fighting an intense feeling of claustrophobia. Relax fellow passengers, she’s not going to stop yelling her lungs simply through your irritable glances, this is Sav in a good mood ;).

Top song for the day…. Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks – The National

(Allowing dad to tap away merrily on the Blackberry)

(Allowing dad to tap away merrily on the Blackberry)

Posted: March 15, 2012 in Sorties
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Well, what started out as a gret intention to record my rambles across the face of the globe has been left behind in the crazyness of life/work and TTT (terrible two tantrums). 

you have the joy and pleasure of looking forward to an update of two tours through the holy land, a week in India and some random days in France and northern Portugal. 

Tomorrow we set off for our first major European tour which is going to take us through Lisbon, across central and southern Portugal finally turning around somewhere near Seville in Andalucia before heading back out of “Lisboa” on the 31st March. 

I’ll update as we move along from one wifi spot to the next….

As for now, it’s time for a final work handover before I exhume myself from the clutches of UK Fresh Produce…. finalise any last minute packing and then head to the airport at 05h00 tomorrow morning.

Wish me luck!

 

6/09/2011……Starting to get really edgy about getting back now, the Tam/Sav deficiency is starting to kick hard now. Today is a vague day. My vague task is to see a new possible supplier, once again getting picked up by a Portuguese only driver doesn’t help my vague historic knowledge of this city or country, but it does highlight the fact that Brazil is big enough for the majority of the population not to learn a second language. 

Being vaguely received at the office, the main sales lady is unavailable to see me, some vague reason about having a baby or something, so I’m left chatting about all matters vague to the logistics lady, who’s soon to take over the sales role….(Should I be vaguely concerned?) A conversation ensues where great phrases such as reliability, supplier/importer relationships, continuity of supply, commitment etc seem to be vaguely unfamiliar to them and one’s left feeling like you’re likely to better off dealing with a commodity trader. They’re keen to show me the farm so we plan a meeting for the next morning. 

Back at the hotel, I’m distinctly aware that if one has to suffer another hotel meal, I  may just lose my sense of humour so after a few inquiries at reception a taxi arrives to take me out to a restaurant called the Armazem Cafe.

This is a very attractively large restaurant that can probably seat about 200 people. The overall decor makes it look rustic without feeling grubby or dirty. A massive sail stretches across the outside seating area and a variety of galvanised masts stretch out holding the canopy taunt. 20h00 and there are very few people around. The beer is proudly cold and goes down well after such a vague day. A couple of musicians are setting up their instruments, doesn’t seem like they’re going to have much of an audience tonight. 

Armazem Caffe

In complete redemption of all other Brazilian restaurant food, this place cooks the best “mal pasada” steak imaginable. By 22h00 the restaurant is packed and the musician are giving it guns. It is hard to beat good talented Brazilian live music, and this is only “little old Juazeira” somewhere on the banks of Rio Sao Francisco. Salute! The next day is Independence day, thus explaining why everyone is out in full force this evening. I am randomly “assaulted” by a group of 17 year olds who are keen to practice their English and sit around the table enjoying the music. Three of them are from Petrolina and the other three are from Juazeira… and so the arguement continues as to which city is the best. By mid-night, the week is catching up and I head for bed. Thank you Juazeira for this noisy display of local culture. 

Inside the Armazem Caffe

Monday, 5th September, 2011. A new day, a new week, a new hotel, a new province, a new grower. A bright and early awakening in the Grande hotel. Don’t be led astray by the name, the only thing Grande here is the magnificent view over the Rio Sao Francisco. There are two regions adjacent to each other in this part of Brazil. Penambuco is the one province and Bahia is the other, and their boundary tends to crisscross over the Rio in this part. Petrolina is the sister city to the north of this river and Juazeira is its grubby little twin to the south. A newly renovated bridge links these two relatives and one can be in either within 5 minutes of driving, depending on traffic. The Penambucans joke that the only great thing about living in Juazeira is that you have a magnificent view of Petrolina.

View from the Grande

 

 If you are ever passing through Juazeira, the Grande is the place to stay. Not because it’s a great place but more because it’s the only place to stay. Foreigners get fairly nervous traveling around this part of Brazil, a reasonably high crime rate and the threat of being mugged makes folk reluctant to experience more and therefore they’ve probably never bother to find an alternative to the Grande. So due to lack of further Intel, I’m stuck in the Grande. Being on the third floor is the main requirement; all rooms are river facing with the most exquisite view of Petrolina.

 

Beautiful Petrolina

Breakfast is full of fruit and yogurt so there is nothing left wanting. I’ve come to grips with the fact that there is just no good coffee in Brazil. I don’t claim to be a connoisseur but I can taste when I don’t like something, I can’t tell if it’s Robusta or Arabica, but I can imagine this is what subgrade Robusta tastes like. It’s been the same all over, so one comes to a state of mediocre acceptance that good Brazilian coffee is all exported.

I’m picked up at 8h00 by a Portuguese only driver, the silent drive to the packing facility is broken only by average outbursts as he tries to explain through hand signal the sights and attractions in Petrolina to me. Apparently the slower and more precisely that you speak Portuguese to someone, the better the non-Portuguese speaking individual will understand you. Portuguese and Spanish are not too dissimilar so I can pick up that the women in Petrolina are much better looking than the Juazeiran’s….hmm must be another Penambucan I’m hand signalling too.

The packhouse is only about 30 minutes out of town. it appears my main contact here also speak brilliant Portuguese and no English…no wait sorry, she spik leetle inglis. Excellent news! Unfortunately eh next two questions stump her, “how you doing?” and, “Are you getting busy?” are met with a massive ear to ear grin and nothing more… Hmm spik viri leetle inglis…

Google translate works really well in these cases so without much ado we were soon having a full out convo, albeit with an odd little delay while trying to correctly interpret Google’s sometime outlandish misinterpretations. I’m getting the feeling this is going to be a very long day. The moment is save by the arrival of Carlos the jackal, ah wait, no its Carlos Chavez, an English speaking Agronomist rocks up and the visit speeds up again. My estimation of time required here drops from 7 days with Google translate to 7 hrs with a Carlos machine gunning us through everything. Magnífico!!

A small packing facility, size grading a weight graded product… (Go figure??) they do about 7 tons an hour. Overall throughput is about 4000 tons a year, majority of their fruit is the more fibrous Tommy Atkins mango variety, but our interest is only in the fibreless Keitt and Kent varieties and then mostly the larger sizes, ideal for processing and fresh cut mango….until it goes brown inside. That seems to be a prevailing problem with Brazilian fruit, all you need to do is look at it the wrong way and it starts going brown. I smiled at every mango I saw, just in-case they were getting other ideas. I’ll know in November if it helped at all.

 

Fruit being size graded

Another good quality packhouse lunch, traditional beans with rice and well-cooked mutton/tilapia and decent salad goes down very well in comparison to the hotel food.

Mal pasada is the phase used in Portuguese to describe a fantastic steak cooked to rare perfection. It appears beyond comprehension to the extremely friendly staff of the Grande hotel that a high quality rump steak is served anything other than in “cooked till dead” state, combine this with deep fried, over cooked chips and sauce-less rice on a side plate and soon one gets the picture that Brazilian commercial cuisine leaves a lot to be desired. Rare is definitely used here in its “hard to find” form and not in the “exquisitely cooked till just perfect” form.

The Nevada Caipirinha struggles to compensate for this sin.

Jam flavoured mango

Posted: October 6, 2011 in Chronicles of Ripe Now
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Yesterday I sent a sample to a customer…. today I get the following feedback…

and I quote:” Hello David

After assessing the sample that was sent in these are my findings.

The colour stage was quite varied; one sample was rather too far along.

The texture on all samples was good, one sample was bruised.

The brix was also slightly high (16%) spec is 11-14%, flavour was sweet with a hint of Jam.

Cheers ”

How do you find Jam inside a mango…?!

Dear Customer….best eaten with added peanut butter….

Sunday’s a slow start, too much sun the day before and the only requirement being a plane trip back to Petrolina means there is no intention to make haste. Arriving on time to the airport only to find out that the plane is delayed by an hour means I could have slept in longer, rats! There seems to be a lack of English speaking individuals on this flight, so I find a comfortable recliner and do some reading. A young local lass by the name of Elaina seems to have the same idea. It appears that she’s got a biology exam coming up soon. The lack of common language means that the best you can do is find out how someone is, whether they speak English and what their name is. Any further attempts at conversation require an internet connection and the incredibility of Google Translate.

An hour and a half later we’re on the plane. After being told that my painstakingly booked window seat is meaningless because “there are no booked seats on this flight”, I make my way down to the aisle seat in row 37. Surprisingly Elaina is directly across from me on the same row. She clearly has not done much studying as she’s seems stuck on page 53. A 12 year old that seems to have had some English education enquires where I’m from and what I’m doing in Brazil. She seems to be zigzagging around Brazil on this Sunday trying to negotiate cancelled flights with her baby sitter, on their way to Salvador. All’s peaceful and quiet as we take off and settle down for an hour and a half flight to Recife. The friendly airhostess’ hand out drinks and snacks, some locals are chatting amicably a few seats ahead of me, the occasional wry chuckle makes me wish I could understand a bit more of this language. Such an awesome chilled morning, perfect travelling mood….

A bit of turbulence starts to rattle the plane. Strange how some folk start to stress when the steel tube starts to rattle, you only need to stress if the engine stops, or falls off and then you don’t generally have enough time to stress so no need to start before anything definitive happens. Anyway how this seems to be a fairly turbulent leg of the journey, say around 2 or 3 on the Richter scale, nothing even remotely serious.

A bit of commotion three rows forward, obviously a guy up there is not used to this level of Richter. This guy was obviously just sitting there holding it in too long and stood up to bolt to the bathroom while the vomit was rising. Instead of going to ground and retching it out there on the airline carpet, he decides that he can run the 20 metres to the toilet cubical right at the very back of the aircraft cabin! Then to add insult to injury….or should we say more juice to the tale, he proceeded to hold his hand to his mouth holding it in. Now we all know that one’s stomach, while being smaller than our eyes, is definitely bigger than the mouth. And so u can imagine, full mouth, big tummy, hand acting as pressure valve, you do not have to be a physics teacher to fully comprehend that the ONLY release mechanism in such a situation is to spray all surrounding passengers with a fine layer of vomit as the pressure escapes around flabby lips being held shut by stubby fingers.

Carrots, why are there always freaking carrots? I happen to be in the lucky isle seat, the biology student next to me, other isle seat, also got the brunt of it. The situation rapidly makes you feel like you could be the centre figure for a Brazilian Ebola outbreak.

The dear old baby sitter in my window seat starts heaving and breathing in and out of her sick bag just in case she blows the safety valve. She offers me an airline serviette but I politely decline as it looks like she’s going to need it fairly soon. The girl and I were ushered to the bathroom to clean up and get given alcohol swabs to “sterilise”.

Then we hit turbulence on the way down so someone else up front started hurling into their bag and out of the corner of my eye I see a young boy starting to blow chunks behind Elaina as the plane is landing. By this time Elaina is looking completely distraught and turns to me and squeals in very broken porto-english, “o my God, get me out!!”.

It is great not to have to wake up to an alarm for once, and so as one would expect in such a situation I was awake, up and about by 6h00. The hotel room gets seriously cold with the aircon on and you end up waking up shivering at 5am in one of the most tropical climates in the world.

The hotel is an immaculate structure. The lobby, sensationally cool, calm and serene with waterfalls and in pools in scattered about the floor area. The sound of water is amazingly soothing. Goldfish and Koi cruise aimlessly about, the setting seems ideal for a late night Caipirinha.

Breakfast at this type of establishment is always a decadent affair. Papaya, watermelon, plums, pineapple and many more fruit are broadly displayed. The selection of confectionery is also impressive. Not as grand as what one would see in Bologna, but definitely worth sampling. While eating I noticed two gentlemen speaking to each other in Afrikaans, it’s incredible who you can meet in completely random settings.

Heading out to the beach later, one is overcome by the desire to sit back, watch the surf and enjoy a cold beer at one of the numerous beach restaurants. An umbrella, plastic table and chair are all that’s required to chill in this tropical environment… Oh yes don’t forget the beer. The beaches here are really great. Calm warm water, good quality sand and a low density of the local population makes it rather attractive.

Fortaleza beach

A few locals wander around peddling their goods. Almost anything is on offer here, prawns, sunscreen, cigarettes, T-shirts. Everyone is talking about the World cup 2014 here, and flags being sold all round. The most random item being sold seemed to be tattoos. Not just small stick-on random ones, these are the real needle punching affair. It’s not often that one thinks while lying on the beach “Dolphin” must get a Dolphin tattooed across my bum, but obviously some do. The purpose of these tattoo “artists” meandering around becomes clear soon after politely turning down the offer for some weird Chernobyl spider. The artist promptly sat down and announced he also had marijuana and cocaine on offer…tattoo’s se voet! Thanks, no thanks, Allez!!

Chatting to a gentleman under the umbrella next to me, drugs seem to be quite prevailing in the area. This beach is quite a local beach and not used much by tourists (I’m impressed with my find). Carmen is originally from Switzerland and has been living here for the last eight years. We speak about his love for this country, his Brazilian family and all the best regions to go visit. He speaks of Olinda near Recife, and a 5 day boat trip up the Rio Negro leaving from Manaus. The end destination not to be overshadowed by 500 people on a boat with 3 toilets. A leftist hippy of old he speaks of Europe with contempt and there appears to be no reason for him to head back.

Our conversation is interrupted by another prawn salesman walking past. The Brazilian citizen in general are extremely friendly, we have no intention of buying anything for this bloke but he stops and chats, Carmen chats along in Portuguese and jokes with the guy. They talk for a full five minutes before shaking hands and parting ways. There is none of the Northern Europe impatience seen here, a stark lack of the commonly seen self-centredness that dominates so much back in the UK. A simple but shocking contrast of how a smile and a little eye contact can create amicability between thousands of diverse individuals. As the man heads off he says something loosely translated as “if God wills”, Carmen mocks him gently saying the locals all say this, “If God wills”, smiling as he explains there is no God. My dear Carmen, “if God wills”, you will meet Him soon.

Around sunset, about a hundred trailers show up on the esplanade and start setting up for an evening market. Everything is Brazilian making a refreshing change to the usual “Made in China” cliché. Brazilian carvings, course cotton dresses, shoes, fridge magnets, cashew nuts, Brazil nuts and many other random original Brazilian sales goods.

Wood carvings in the night market

The night life is vibrant and loud, people milling around, the restaurants and bars are heaving on Saturday night in Fortaleza. 

Randoms for sale

Small trailers forming the alley ways